I seem to have misplaced it. Recent examples of my brainless-ness include....
Brainless Incident One
While purchasing fuel I also grabbed a bottle of water and placed it on the counter. Paid for my fuel, packed my card away and promptly left the service station. A short while later, some minutes down the road in morning traffic, I realised that I did not have my bottle of water. Doh. Fortunately I frequent this service station so they *know* me, and how could a pregnant woman who doesn't know how to pump LPG be forgettable anyway? So approximately 3 hours later on my return home I popped in to get my bottle of water, which they had kindly popped back into the fridge for me.
Brainless Incident Two
The very next day, I delivered an order to a customer (who lives approx 45 minutes from me by car). I had to give her $3.50 change. She put her payment on the edge of the table, I gave her $4, she gave me $0.50 cents back. I said my goodbyes, got in the car and took off. Fortunately about 2 minutes later I thought to myself "Did I pick that money up off the table?" For the life of me I couldn't remember, so I had to turn around and go back. Nope. Had left it sitting there on the table. So I essentially paid my customer $3.50 to take some nappies from me. Double Doh.
If anyone sees my brain, please tell it to come home. I need it back. Preferrably before I leave a child somewhere.