Ok, saw this on Donna's blog and couldn't resist giving it a go myself.
Google unfortunately *your name* and have a giggle.
Unfortunately, Kim has inherited his position of leadership on the basis of filial loyalty and commitment to his father's ideology
Unfortunately Kim is something we seem to have to tolerate on this site
Unfortunately, Kim wore an ugly dress.
Unfortunately, Kim's contract expired before he could make a strong impression, and had no choice but to come back to Korea to play for Chunnam Dragons
And my personal favourite...
Unfortunately, Kim was trapped and prepared to be killed by a GIANT BLENDER!
Gotta love google.